Just kidding. It's about time they're getting lobbied. Oh. Oh, Prido, where you going? Who's going to answer? Evan, wow. Spartans really need to tie this game here. Oh, gosh, sneeze. I mean, that's between me and Pubs back at it again. I remember my What was it? June or blue league. That's when Dylan had to pitch against the whole team. Oh. Dylan pitched? Is he a pitcher? Yeah, he had to face JT and Cormac, and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And then we somehow won. Was Was uh No, JP no JP went to W and A don't know why I thought he went to Pope. Yeah, they're all the same man. That's what his dad looks like. Jeez. That's Parentino looking for a ball to hit. Oh. Space worms. Skip throws it high. I respect the number nine though. I'm more of a number 10.
Ew. Who invited that? Come on. Number 10. What a time to be no no. It's right. Uh good at bat good at bat. You had an open base. Quality at bats. Oh Chico Mr. Nichols College. Is that where he's going? Yeah. Little school. About a thousand kids. Really? It's tiny. They're good at sports though, right? Um I don't know. I think I know a couple of kids that play baseball there. All right, huge spot for the Spartans here. Base is juiced. Arguably the best player on the team in my opinion, Chico. Oh. That'll fall in. Looks like he's got a poke on it. Nice play on that. That was actually one heck of a catch. Big inning for the Spartans. Yeah, 6-5. As we'll catch you at Oh, boy. What inning is it? Top of fifth. There it is. It's not going to happen. Until these balls are from Jamaica.
Welcome back to the top of the fifth inning. We got Robbie back in the mound. That's something. See if he does a nice curveball. Oh. I don't know where that one is. I don't think Robbie knows where that one is, either. I'm starving right now. That's going to Oh. That one missed a little. A little wide. That's some space arms if I've ever seen it. Oh, there's a plane in the background. I'll make wishes he was on that. Absolutely, did. Oh. That was down 3-0. Get the wild pitches out now before there's people on base. What time's your internship? 6:30. Yeah. Yeah, shout out Powerhouse Bulldogs. Yeah, actually the whole tournament I played in yesterday was a fundraiser for the Powerhouse Bulldogs. Really? Yeah. That's exciting. Some guy won a trip to Vegas, another guy won a trip to Florida, another guy won a PS5.
Another guy won a grill. I missed a putt for $5,000. Yeah. When are we going golfing? Let me know. Get my clubs out. Take you to Twin Hills. That That'd That'd be fun. I've only got I I think I've only gone once and I was like uh 15. I'll bring you to Par 3 at Franconia first. Actually, no, you can't hit it far there. You'd be really angry. Um yeah, I feel like when we go to the driving range, I can hit it pretty far. You can hit far there, Dylan. Which I don't know if that's really What to do? And we would just have Taylor whiff and then Oh my god. look pretty after. That's why she's there. She'd be right there to wear the cute outfit. Golf skirt. How is Taylor these days? She's good. I think she's at an internship right now.
She's not working at Got it. Where did that go? Right over our heads. I don't know how I could never play baseball. I lose the ball every time in the air. I mean, it's not that hard. Softball's a I mean, if I could do it A little easier to see. If I could do it, you could do it. I don't understand how you guys hit like those risers like that. That doesn't make sense. Well, you're not supposed to. If you're a good player, you won't go for them. Whoa. Also, at D3 up not very many people throw rise balls. Nah, no. I was I was actually watching D1 softball the other day. I was like, "This is ridiculous." That could never That ball hit the short, Chico. It's quite clockwork. There's Mr. Chicago over there. Probably a baseball fan. Jamie doesn't think so. Do you respect the ginger ale, though?
Look at our rich Bidart. Get rowdy. Oh. Look at that. Oh. That ball was ripped. All right. I'll give that kid that. That was a nice hit. See, like that That makes me go, "Oh, those Marucci bats." Like they're on like the I remember having like the Cat 6, and they're now on like the Cat like 10. That That makes That guy's too funny. That's a little late. That's a little late. I don't know how I feel about that one. Oh. He almost went for a squid for a bun. Yeah. But now I think my If Payam was playing softball at Quinnipiac, what teams would you play? Um I never knew what the I think they play Manhattan. Ooh. And this ball has popped up, looks to be catchable. Almost got him. That was close. Um what other teams would you play? Iona, maybe? Yeah.
Niagara, I think. That was a small They're like smaller Division I, right? Yeah. Not like Quinnipiac baseball's good, right? Couldn't tell you. I know they I know they made the tournament one year. I think their hockey team's pretty good. UMass is better, huh? No times I didn't hear that out of Devin and Connor's mouth. National champions, huh? Cool. Uh That's all I would say. I'd be like, "Nice." No, I was going to be mean. Just like poke somebody national champions. You'd be like, "Go." Yeah. Any team that's like a national champion, I'm like, "Okay." And What about hockey? All I care about is the Bruins. Exactly. As Bruins don't let up a run, they're only down by one. Thanks, Sharon. Rem McLaughlin. Oh, they gave up a run on that inning? Darn it. But just one, so it's okay. We'll see you. Welcome back. Oh.
Finally throwing a strike to this Oh, was that not a strike? Nah, I think I he did the little uh I'd be dumbfounded if it wasn't a strike. If I was on the field with this kid up to bat, I'd be playing in the outfield. Yeah, if I was playing third base, I'd be literally in the outfield. But this wind I'd be right at the end of the This wind's blowing in, so I mean That's true. It's going to die down a little, but still That was a good pitch, but If he gets a bottom of the ball, it's probably going to come out at you pretty fast. Yeah, if he puts the barrel on it Ooh, a little bat twirl. He's ready. Strike. Oof. That was just a little bit more inside, that would have been clobbered. I love those pitches. Changeups. Give it to me.
Ooh. That was gross. All right, I'll give that pitcher that. That was a good pitch. Big out for them. He could have put some damage on that ball, probably. As Machado steps up there, takes a ball. Playing summer ball last year, this kid was the most up and down player I've ever seen, but he's one for one today. Why did he Why did he catch it like that? It's like he was like surprised he got it. Well, two down. As Hank Kovacs sits back in the box. Kid's having a tough day. I expect a knock out of him. Up his confidence a little. Count one out. Bottom five. Oof. Yeah, as you're saying Looks like he just wants to pull everything. Yeah. That ball you could have pulled, but it was a not a swing to hit that pitch. Just needs to wake up. It's a good pitch, though.
Mhm. That's the pitch they've gotten him on twice. I'll tell you, this kid would be like nasty if his philosophy was to go to the opposite field. Yeah. Oh, outside again. Oh, pulled it. Should have That's the pitch you want to hit to the opposite field. Oh, he's pissed. Welcome to the top of the sixth. My boy Josh Standing pitching. 1-0 Yeah, the magic. The little cold. I know. Me and my little skinny frame now. Still not used to it. Got to get some meat on your It's what Jordi told me to I was like who look who's talking. Oh my god, Jordi. Jordi should not be talking. No, Christine said that back to him and it was the funniest thing. And Donna chimed in she was like, Jordi be quiet. Poor Donna. It's just chilly though. So does this wind. Feels like we're back in Bridgewater.
Bridgewater is when I went through there it was really in the middle of nowhere, huh? Yeah, it is. It's There's nothing to do there. I mean it was kind of Mississippi. It reminded me of it a little bit. Miss- Mississippi was like bigger though. It was just like once you got out of Starkville it was just nothing. Right to Chico. That's clockwork. Yeah, but yeah, Mississippi the closest thing to Mississippi that wasn't farms was Old Miss. Yeah. So. And that Mississippi State cup player of the year? Tanner Allen. Nice job. I met him last time I was there. He's an absolute clown. Did you like just run into him and like the dugout? No, my sister knows like all of them. Oh. So like well yeah, I kind of met him in a bar. That's That's my point. I remember my uh friend who goes to Oklahoma met Who's the quarterback there?
Kyler Baker Um Kyler Murray, Baker Mayfield Spencer Rattler it was Kyler Murray. Yeah, no, he told me about that. Yeah, he met him just like he ran into him in walking. Yeah. He like bumped into him. Well, Kyler Murray's like 5' 8". Like he's not big. Yeah. Yeah, I was like Jay, I was like Jay, he's listed at 5' 10" and Jay goes like, "No, he's not." He just like bumped into him. He's like, "Oh, hey." Now, he's just in the NFL, almost won MVP. Oh. Thought that was strike three. That kid thought it was strike three, too. That's really unfortunate. I think that was a slurve. It was a slider and a curveball all mixed into one. He's trying to tell me. That's a big dog. There's a giant golden retriever over there. Aw, so cute. I could never do track. Josh tried to paint the outside corner and he was not thrilled that wasn't called a strike.
Score is still 7 to 5. Spartans trying to claw back. Oof. And he paints out on Make it two outs in the inning. Catch him on the inside. I think the Spartans are just a late game team. Seems like cuz they started off really flat. It's coach Bedard rocking the vest. He used to wear like a full old school uniform to the game and then it would just make me so rowdy. Like he just would come up and he'd be like, "Let's go, boys." I was like, "I love it." Oh! That was a tough play. ball. That was a tough play. Can't blame him for that. Still two outs. Yeah, it is now 5:30. I was supposed to be at Birchland at 5:00. Nice. What did you do there? I had to give t-shirts to cheerleaders. It's just Was it just you, or was there other people?
Well, it's like I'm the monitor, so like yeah, it's just me. So. They can hand it out themselves. They're in my car. Oh, they're far. Are they just waiting there for you? Yeah. Oh my god. Check on. It's by lighting. Get the head counselor job. Oh my god. Wait, you didn't? No. I thought you said you did. No, Dylan did. That's why I was I thought you said Dylan got the He got both. I don't understand the other one. Supervisor? Yeah. Is Mari here? Oh, her brother. Does her brother go to Pope? It's got to be. Cuz she's right there. That's Oh, no. Is that Nikki? I think he does go to Pope. Then he he definitely plays baseball. Yeah, but he just sent me a snap, and it was the high school. I was like, "Hello." Where is she? She's over She'd be over there left.
Oh. This game is just like flat. No, it's very boring game. No. Not before but now. No, that's all right. Yeah, no one on the Spartans scored together that one. I'm still better at Meg at tennis, so it's fine. Absolutely not. I destroyed you. I blame Dylan. As ball hit the second, great play by Skiffington. As Spartans get out of the inning, we go into the bottom of the sixth. Score still 7-5 here at East Meadow High School, Meg Sharon and Brennan McLaughlin. See on the other side. Welcome back. We got Trey Skivington at the plate. Spartans need to tie it on two in the next two innings to win or to at least tie this game. Trey Skivington with a I think it was a single last time I had a bat. And takes a healthy hack at this one. This is it. New life.
Yeah, this pond's really getting to me right now. My eyes are like need some eye drops. I was driving with the windows down today and I had to pull over cuz I started coughing too much from it. It was awful. It's even worse in Texas. Oh, I can't even imagine. I was like dying in Texas. Oh my god. That was a caught. A little little early on that. One down in the inning brings up Josh Stanek, Mr. Bionic Elbow. Can't respect that. I I wish Biotic elbow. Kick my foot again. Sorry. Little throwback. What's up, buddy? He takes it so serious, though. They all do. Look at them all lined up there. Ooh. All right, what's up with him in the foul tips? They all keep trying to pull the outside pitch. See, like that's what I didn't do when I would I love going that way.
I love going outside. That's like my It's so easy. Still trying to pull it. No, they just piss They'd piss kids off. The best hit to get is right in between Well, for a righty. Right center. See, that was a better cut. Oh, it's It almost nailed that little girl in the head. Did it dent the car? Maybe a little bit. Oh, no. Oh, this kid's zooming after the ball, though. They can't complain. They're standing there at their own risk. He's trying to go outside now. It's what you have to do. Just throw the Throw your hands Throw your bat there. I'll have a little talk with him. That's Rich for Darts looking for the baseball. Look at him. Here you go. Stay alive. Stay alive. Make him work. Fires are out. Ooh. That was the baseball on my foot. Was it? Was it one of those things?
No, I don't think so. Sounded like a car. Ooh. Oh. You can't walk that off, though. He's not really complaining about that. No, he's right there. Yeah, he's not he's not he's not even that bad. Oh. Yeah, he's not that bad. I seen it throws home. No, he's he No, he's That's a little dull back stops in the box. He sees a curveball for strike one. This kid's curveball is healthy. I'll give him that. It's a healthy curveball. My father Oh, nice play. Huh? Push three. Push three. I got Is my mic on? Stanek throws one out and the kid hits a piece. But little dull backs after it. Good play by the kid. That's dirt getting in my eyes. One down. Good track on that ball by him. I like burned 300 calories, so. It's why I hate weight lifting. I don't burn anything.
Yeah, but the gun show going. Come on. There's something there. I said first strike, Vaughn. My arms are skinny though. I know. Mine are probably bigger than yours. Okay, look at the genetics I'm working with, Vaughn. Jeez. My fault. Your dad's huge. He's a tall guy. Didn't get any of those. Stanek goes for strike three, but he hits him right Oh, that was on the necessary. You got hit by a curveball, sir. I didn't hurt. I think it's the reason I'm not into baseball. It's like I used to be so into baseball, and then now that I'm not playing, it's just like meh. Yeah. I could see that. Do you go to the Red Sox a lot though, right? Yeah. You want to go? I was looking at tickets the other day. Too expensive. Really? Yeah. My mom My mom she tells me she's looking.
She goes Trainer's going to be late. Um she goes, "Oh, I was looking at Red Sox Yankees tickets." Thinking that they wouldn't be expensive. I was like Okay. Oh. Oh my god, overthrew that ball over the first baseman by about 20 ft. Hey Donna. Is she here? No, she's watching to the live stream. Oh. Hey Donna. That's Meg. But yeah. The score is 7 to 5. Shout out to East Somerville Rec Department. PK for life. Yeah, don't worry Donna, I'll be at Blessing at 6. Donna's laughing. Mona, yeah, what what number is he? He's on JV, Meg. Oh, what is he not Isn't he here? No. Are they playing Oh, they're playing over there. Oh, that was Oh my god, this wind. This is good. Ball hit to second base, Trey Skiffington gets it over to first and Spartans going into the bottom of the seventh and need to put up a two spot to tie the game.