Bones in a Can

001have you ever felt like this numbskull failing to chop easy vegetables well have i got the invention for you bone appetit check out him chopping vegetables like a pro what a difference bones in a can makes now bones in a can is being sold nationwide to solve all your bone related needs with just a simple spray and a dash of water you got yourself enough bones to make a whole skeleton of napoleon bonaparte what do you need bones for you might ask well maybe you need a creepily accurate skeleton for your biology lesson or maybe you need some ingredients for your closest witch's gathering pollock or maybe you need an eternal reminder of our place in this world but that one day we may be taken from it all our memories will be gone and eventually will be nothing but a skeleton that will eventually join us as part of the dirt let's take a look at my boneful assistant demonstrating the simple activation process now all you need is a simple little spritz of the bones of the cantium spray in about a half cup of water as you can see right here oh assistant you bone head you grab the wrong one wait what are you doing don't you dare mix that oh this part has always gone wrong in testing let's see what happens this time oh okay seems normal normal cranium right there hmm does it seem like it's twitching to you oh no hi you want to like get married yes i do [Music] well okay here's what really happened [Laughter] uh you