001hello Kate mate sec i'm daniel from cat TV news and we'd like to present to you our holiday films usually once a year we all get around make our own film and hopefully you guys can enjoy it it's fun for us and it gets you out of class work so it's fun for everyone so sit back relax and enjoy the show [Music] I'm sorry to pull you guys away from me duty I understand you were extremely busy busy would be an understatement sir I don't need to be rude but this had better be important I assure you this is quite the bombshell then by all means sir what is it a crash sled has been found in the middle of a snowy field in Denver I don't follow this seems trivial a body was found
002amongst the wreckage I see you the body found was of an elderly man that was very fast with a white beard and a long red coat sir you don't mean I'm afraid it's exactly what I mean Santa he's dead well I guess that's it that Christmas is cancelled not buy anything to say about it we've been tasked to find a replacement for Santa Claus do either you have any ideas what was that I know someone who could help us dr. blue please is urgent whoa oh hi mark do you know how many times I've called you 42 times I count it then why didn't you you could have never mind hold these follow me inside had to show you what I'm working on don't drop it don't cut me off no worries it's actually good
003to know you're caught up on the situation so do you accept of course I do excellent I'm assuming you all have this back [ __ ] the blue uh-huh this kept going HD what can happen in any way theoretical physics and done we're all ready to go we we mean we were we going mark my friend we are about to embark on a journey that no human except for me of course could have ever dreamed of embarking on until now you see I wasn't just typing nonsense into this computer I was punching in sets of coordinates sets of our coordinates to be exact I put in our current locations and also our future locations in another dimension of course a dimension in which Santa's still alive my plan is for you and I to travel to this
004dimension locate it Santa and bring him to our dimension thereby saving Christmas so mark you accompany me on this quest no no I had a feeling you'd be like that that's why I also had the computer map the entryway to the Santa dimension to every door out of the room so essentially if you step outside of the room you'll be on the other dimension no matter what and this point you might as well just accept your fate well when you put it that way I knew you'd have a change of heart now onward to adventure on three sure blend about one two three [Music] I mentioned works simple [Music] what you call this game listen to my channel that's funny cuz we have it stick to anyone who knows anything about you I know but
005it's like I mean like where haven't we look you see that Zanna hey you it's all you Wow hey what do you want um well if we have some blue hair little scientists coming out of nowhere you know I don't understand how any of this works you don't even look like you're in the eighties I am balding can you see this look at this I'm growing brown hair you know Santa it's supposed to have hair like this no no listen I know there's some kind of like conspiracy or something going on like that's what I heard like there is no conspiracy this you see this hair it's all because of that damn soda company Oh what do they call what they call go exactly we have that in our dimension dimension yeah we're from another
006dimension me and my assistant you've been drinking way too much eggnog man you got you're kidding me you're telling me that there's a different dimension so let me guess did I lose my job in that dimension - am I being replaced by drones that's why we've come need a replacement none of those drones none of that whole government crap you're not a mascot of a soda company in our dimension you're just dead and we need a new one why why should I you know you know history has the thing about repeating itself so why should I go back and start from the beginning just to end up in the same damn place you know I served in a war I served in a war and you know what I found mrs. Claus with war off
007we need you you're the only one who can do it you're the only one who was mastered the jolliness of mankind you need you Santa you sound ridiculous but it's true you really need you you're the only one who can help us so do you accept will you come back with us to our dimension guess the one hurt after all you know I have not been here anyway that's Mary shut up kid you don't know nothing about spirit get that through your little head alright I just get all my stuff back on you know I really did enjoy this beard when I had it but you know now people were all dressed up in me butting little kids cylinder laugh at some mall you know you hold this for me it's just ridiculous bonds you
008have that time back in high school when I was Saint Nicholas a bunch of creepy weirdoes there stupid hat all right let's go wait wait wait a minute I just quit forgot about something watching us watching there [Music] yeah it was a white boy you don't mean I'm afraid that's exactly Santa he's dead what was that I know someone who can help us four three two but then we dancin they do it well not ladies actually doing it yes stop how am I supposed to go through this back stop the recording oh wait yeah use the birthday he has to walk in I forgot Wow mark my friend we were about to embark on a journey that no human alright let's go wait wait wait a minute forgot they watch they watch from the shadows
009hey Benny this human I gotcha music I'm here with mr. jingles today I don't sir hi there cats TV news mr. jingles what are you doing here today today we're finishing up making the toys and making sure everything's right again how many toys we making you about 500 million toys for the kids each year now I'm here with mr. jolly how you doing star doing great do you enjoy making toys for the kids yes I really do enjoy making toys for the kids how old are you and other elves get along we all get along very well and we enjoy each other's company with while making toys we'll have a lot of fun together throughout the year well thank you and mr. jingles for this interview it was a pleasure to meeting you both now
010his jewelry with Santa Claus hi guys today I'm here with Santa and we're gonna ask him a few questions hi cat TV news hope you all have been good boys and girls so Santa what exactly do you do in the North Pole well I walk around help make toys and make sure everything is going according to plan so is the naughty and nice list really true the list does exist in my office at the moment would you like to see it yeah that would be awesome so how many times year do you check the list I checked the list about two times sometimes three just in case kids end up being naughty by the end of the year because they think they can get away with it have you ever came close to canceling Christmas
011yes I have one year I got really sick and wasn't able to check the list or help make any toys so we kind of fell behind schedule but it all sorted out we all got organized and we got things done properly fantastic well thank you for answering the questions and it was nice meeting you i sweet you too hi I'm Preston and this is cat TV news I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a happy holiday I'll see you next year bye boy [Music] rub what are you doing my seat we got more important things to worry about so what is all this this is the biggest case of your life yes Santa's missing my proteins are gonna be yourself together I have some good news I have three suspects once mrs. Claus ones
012Angie Dell and one stature were a fire did this before Christmas I promise our first suspect is Angie the elf she has tendency to go berserk on the workplace because apparently she doesn't get paid enough so we must be covering elves get paid that's exactly what I was saying right they did it for free but we have to be care does that are over there are you Angie that angry elf what's up uglies why are you so angry well if you get paid two dollars an hour to work the whole year you'd be mad too where were you what do you mean when when when Santa got kidnapped are you accusing me for kidnapping Sansa I sure AM I didn't kidnap him by wish I did so where were you would say I got kidnapped
013house with Nicole gifting presents do you seriously think I believe that that wall is the truth so you better so we came to the conclusion that we don't have enough evidence to take you downtown so in that case I guess you're free to go thanks Royce my time you make stupids hope you find your culprit stupid elf magic man man she's lucky I was on the job or she would have been me where were you the night that sands are stolen with mrs. Claus hmm I don't believe that for a second I do so you the weird outcasts Rainer is with the second jolliest person in the North Pole in the world I hate shot you know who's weird huh what Nicole Nicole is weird she's being suspicious and weird weird yes and you're hey
014where how so what were you on the night that Santa kidnapped I was with mrs. Claus where were you I was in jail and I was watching so what you're saying is you Nicole and Angie are together with kidnapping Santa right no are you sure about that yes seems suspicious you all have motives those two are Elsa or underpaid and Santa's never home with you it all makes sense yeah we'll see you guys in interrogation at 6:30 got it got it got it all right all right let's look at all the facts here we have a unstable greedy elf and Angie the health and basically the same thing with Nicole and we have a jealous housewife that wants to cease man more and we have a weirdo hey you know why I think you baby
015see if I'm guilty because you think I'm you just because I put my socks over my shoes just because I pour my milk first and put my cereal and after just because I use stupid q-tips up my nose doesn't mean anything Wow you have some issues [Music] everyone here is [ __ ] backs up okay let's think straight all of you you guys are all weirdos and I despise everyone here but there's only one culprit to the crime and I'm positive I never is you're greedy you're unstable you're mean and all Evans leads to you honey are you okay hey get back here it was Dasher I'm Heidi because you you're the most I guess I was wrong about you I'm sorry you playing my drums me personnel might just stay home play my games just gonna
016stay at my job celebrating and opening all my prizes I'll be gathered with my family I'll be like family in Texas join my Christmas New Year's shopping go on my mom's house for some pancakes honestly this year and you don't really know hopefully the family will all be meeting up but you know we don't really know going up to Philly and seeing my family I'm just gonna probably be sleeping mess up my sleep schedule the same old stuff hang out with family good stuff over the holiday break I'm gonna relax and try and forget about school not the faintest idea I'm trying to go to the King of Prussia Mall with squad katie's for the squad we're gonna take pictures with Santa hanging out of course sleeping nothing better hang out with my family I'm
017gonna eat make some cookies with my grandma then I'm gonna eat them all make sure none of my family members have them now that's pretty nice home oh I plan on going away to Maryland as a family there I'm going hunting and going to my grandparents house this holiday season I'm going to see my aunt and my cousin happy nondescript holiday Cape May Tech over Christmas I'll be celebrating my friend Jimmy's birthday what I want for Christmas I'm just spending time with my family and friends and just hanging out hanging out my family and working so for this Christmas honestly I think my family and for Chris present I think I'm celebrating Christmas with my family and going to parades and stuff to my friends I'm not really doing anything except Christmas getting a root
018canal actually - that's not gonna be too fun leaving on a jet plane I fly into Chicago to spend time with my mother and sister and hopefully get snowed in Chiquita I have to say favorite is brownies sugar cookies probably cookies eggnog probably candy canes candy canes sour of milk at Christmas you know you like it most families like you'll have like this big you know like don't have dinner and they'll have like this main central like item ours happens to be prime rib so that's my favorite thing to eat at Christmas favorite Christmas tree well gingerbread that's that's pretty good in some cases especially gingerbread houses Christmas tree I like cookies Charlie Rancher candies I have I don't have it and I like candy canes a puppy new drums a new truck love little
019peeps new album and you tricycle probably new pair of shoes at this point I have like everything I could ever want or ask for so like honestly he's I might be cool with some new socks mommy the gift of love a computer the computer probably a phone cheese good morning we hear from the attendance office would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a happy holiday despite Scrooge delivering that bad present from net neutrality don't worry about that look forward to a great Christmas break and we will see you in January Merry Christmas from the guys Department hey everybody attack have a great holiday these sages have lots of fun merry christmas and happy holidays from exploratory a holiday greetings for Eid it's this Christmas I hope that you all can be with
020people they love and care for happy holidays and Happy Hanukkah Cape May Tech I'm gonna what I'm gonna do over the holidays that I'm gonna celebrate a combination of pagan rituals along with the birth of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ I hope I wish you all a festive winter solstice whatever you celebrate Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year towards the night before Christmas a poor part of our Casa another creature was doing coulombic a pasta those Nina's were tucked away in their comas someone long underwear and some of their pee homeless while hanging the Mitas with mucho cuidado in hopes adult Santa would feel obligated to bring all the children both buenos Amano's a nice batch of doses a orthros regalos out in the yard a rosetta grito that I jumped to my
021PS like a frightened cat burrito I ran to the window and looked out up where out and who in the world do you think that it had a crazy Saint Nick in his lane if bigger at sambor came dashing along like a crazy bomber and point his sleigh incentive venado swear eight little photos approaching Vlado s-- i watches that he came and this quaint little hombre was shouting and whistling and calling mean hombre poncho i Pepe I could go I bear Dell I dropped I joke oh I maku go in yet oh then sending a wrecked of his hands on his page oh you slid to the top of our very own teacher with his round little belly like a bowl of polio he struggled to squeeze down our very own to nail it huffing
022and puffing and our last salata with suits tear at all over his real suit together keep building all the videos to it lovely none of the ninos have been very mother's then chuckling the loud singing muy contento eternal inca flash was gone como viento and I heard him exclaim and this is very day merry Christmas to all eat Feliz Navidad [Music] where are you Christmas why can't I find you why have you attention everyone I have a very important announcement Polly it's about time a young woman like me got the job of being Papa it's encouraging to see the North Pole being so progressive in this time of overcoming oppression well due to recent layoffs we have nothing done in short were be well why don't we postpone Christmas until New Year's that's a great
023idea why don't you use your authority as Papa elf to talk to Santa about it all right I'll see what I can do Santa Oh Holly my favorite papa how are you Oh y'all were doing some thinking and we were wondering can we postpone the Christmas until New Year's cancelled you're canceling Christmas your idea but that's not how it is where it is if I say it is way behind on your production it works overtime or something now get out of my office I'm busy looking at tender I need my emails I'm big mad what's wrong Holly San will postpone Christmas until New Year's for me what will we do look speech rueful oh I'm doing that how I can leave jolly can be the muscle and then the rest of us can stay here
024in case it all feels so we won't get fired that's a really good idea all right jolly let's go hmm he's not here with us was father oh okay I sure hope there's nothing in a hostage situation in there [Music] see you found my secret your bro make a noose an upper time safe save me [Music] well do the reason well gap you have nothing kids with Mansell no you're right he's not here no he's not let's check that suspicious closet okay oh my god it's Sam hi and he's Hardy pika guideline a hostage situation yeah what's his line what one more line [Applause] [Music] hello America welcome back to the good afternoon show I'm here with Chazz and jasmine and we're here to talk about their recent film they made so what was it
025like making you guys's film well it all started pretty crazy we were just sitting on the couch watching the news one day and hello everybody my name is Katie Queen coming to you from channel infinity news in today's news the Smith family donated a $5,000 we watching this in the first place I was just curious and if they like actually found a winner for the letter yet those things are one in a million you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning that way the lottery more like you get hit with a meteor with this weather but there's still chance you know oh yeah it's not too much I mean what were those numbers again anyway come on how do you not remember eight 675 the lottery numbers were announced last week and they
026still have not claimed a winner those numbers were 8 6 7-5 309 once again those numbers were 8 6 7-5 309 this just in the studio is being robbed and we're being held hostage what's the first day of filming like for you guys well it was very hectic I mean it is our first film so we I feel like we could give ourselves a little bit of leeway with it but uh overall yeah it was very very chaotic hello everyone welcome to the first day of production on best time of the year we're not shooting today but I would just like everyone to introduce themselves and the roles you will be playing and starting with you man please well I'm Ruby I'm body number one I mean I'm a little sick I'm one of the
027farm workers I'm Felix I don't know who I'm playing and was I supposed to get a chair here no I'm Cassie Garcia i I just bring ice cream in Cola colas and I'm uh I'm Terry I think I'm playing the dragon is this the right scene I'm not sure how to train your dragons down that way we're filming a Christmas movie but if you'd like to say you can I don't see why not had a bit of fun yeah more the merrier all right so my producer chad is gonna be handing out scripts everyone everyone could just read over them and check that they're right next for copy just in case you lose yours are you sure this is the script what do you mean and Santa said do you want the presents or do
028you want me well that's embarrassing how did that get in there seriously mr. jingles but sure now I understand there's two deaths involved in making the film one was Terry when Terry like how do you let Terry died the world-famous Terry well there was actually multiple casualties during the entire making of the film but on the first day yes the notorious Terry died on the first day he wasn't even supposed to be in the movie but yeah he was in our film was the death traumatic to the cast in you and everybody else that goes there like we just pushed him under the green screen and use his body later in the film okay and uh there's a scene that confused a lot of the fans could you explain exactly what you're talking about all
029right um I'm here well it's actually roll the clip from what happened that day so what's the scene about if you had paid attention to the script you would know this is a fight scene between Santa and God himself so what's the point of the dinosaur that's God we're starting to see now get in there what I wanted to do with that was dive a little bit into the idea of the human mind so the first thing that came to my mind is what do people think about a lot so I thought God but we didn't have the budget to actually bring God into this film I see yeah so we used Kevin dressed as a dinosaur understandable actually be dead I also heard that you guys had a little trouble with the budget your
030budget cuts somewhere in the film uh yeah at one point in the film we didn't have the funds to continue the movie because when we first got our our whole lottery deal we spent a good amount of it on stuff he really didn't need but uh we had someone sweep in and save the movie for us film the rest of this movie cause like I just asked a friend for money hey Paul yep we burn some money yeah perfect then you'll be saved oh yeah and then Kevin Doug perfect all right I'll go grab the ghost do we call an ambulance or a vet so what was the worst thing that happened on set while filming well other than the casualties I was really weren't that important sadly our tree burned down but most importantly
031we lost Ron Burgundy we lost our bobblehead of Ron Burgundy and that we cannot live without it's true we almost stopped production of the film cuz of that all right I don't blame you no Andy so I understand you guys try to break new grounds with your film yes we did we wanted to tie in some drama cuz not a lot of people tied drama into action movies we just really wanted our audience to think and we're gonna roll a clip right now on what we mean by that let's look at that [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right well due to budget cuts we can't fix that but that's a wrap guys you think that's a wrap we'll worry about coming up you can get up now Ruby she died on the first day
032oh yeah the janitors will do their all right that was interesting so was there like any extras we could get a sneak peek at her bloopers or something yes there was several scenes and a lot of footage of stuff we didn't get a chance to use and it's a shame we didn't get a chance to use it mostly because of the runtime so uh we're good show you that here now actually let's roll it what's up I'm Santa I know you want to lose weight fast this is my three-step method step one get suited up I like to wear red and white suit every time I work out really really helps on your your skip step to make sure you draw out your beer that's a very nervous step okay it helps keep you -
033helps keep you hydrated if you catch water this thing step-free your blood [Music] [Applause] [Music] and then you go again [Music] alright well that concludes the show today your Chaz and Jasmine of Carson have a great afternoon [Music] and that's been a wrap for our Christmas videos we like to thank you for watching and we want to wish you for a safe and happy holiday this is Daniel from cat TV news signing up hey everybody welcome to the annual all right cat TV would like to present you and you're already saying no I don't know why good mythical morning I'm Daniel alright hello communications is here and I messed it up what is up see empty it is M this is terrible now our abundance and our time it's just in this so we'd like
034some appreciation hello hello mr. Jones headache do you want to sign up for a free iPhone giveaway so these were our films communications so these have been our so these are our films and cat TV and we like to wish you a happy and safe holiday be sure to be nice because I don't want to have coal thrown in my house [Music] Wow master race [Music] you