001attention all passengers train number 223 is arriving in 12 minutes making stops to himrod stold Irving and Glendale train number 19 the Forest Hills walam and ason will be boarding in 8 [Music] minutes you can kiss me if you want to I'm sorry what you can kiss me if you want to uh no thanks I'm um waiting for my train okay thanks though sure were you serious serious about me kissing you yes if you want to if I want to you don't want to no I mean what if I did want to then you could okay no I mean no I mean I mean I got it I understand now okay okay do you make the off for to everyone yes oh everyone everyone that looks like they like to kiss everyone who looks like
002they I look like I what's that look like exactly well you know no one who's like um or or like you know no one like that that leaves a lot of people 3 87 what 387 people you've asked 387 people to kiss you no oh 387 people have kissed me you would be 388 you've asked 387 complete strangers to kiss you no oh I knew the first one I'm sorry can I ask why you've kissed 387 I'm sorry 386 complete strangers sure why have you kissed 386 complete strangers I like kissing it's the question I suppose I really like kissing don't know why I even asked and the thing about kissing is everybody kisses differently some kiss too soft and some kiss too hard and some kisses are too wet and some are too dry
003and everybody tastes so different like Peach brandy or lip balm or honey mustard or baking soda toothpaste and some people just want to give me a quick kiss like they're afraid I'm going to pick their pocket or something and then some just don't want to stop kiss goes on and on and on and on until I can't even remember what they look like anymore so many kisses so many to remember that is why I write them all on my list your what my list you have a list yes of all the kissers of all the kisses yes of how they kiss and how long they kiss and what they taste like yes and they're ranking they what they're ranking you rank them yes from like best to worst yes all 387 of them yes wow
004all right who's the who's the worst the guy in the convenience store June 24th at 7:00 a.m. in the dirty t-shirt you kissed a complete stranger in a convenience store he looked like he liked to kiss at 7 in the morning yes well so what he wasn't any good at it um he kept his mouth open okay I see his lips were slobbery right so and he needed a shave okay I can see how that he groped me oh well that's just and he tasted like beer at 7 in the morning mhm so out of 387 kissers he was he was the worst yeah well he was at least in the bottom 20 well at least I think I could do better than that no no no I mean look you've got to level with
005me about what strangers kissing why I like kissing yes so do I so does everybody but 387 well how many girls have you kissed me oh God I don't know in my life do you remember what they were wearing wearing who the it's hard to really say what they were do you remember their perfume their lipstick color did you hold their hands did you cup their chin did you lean in did you hold them close I I don't I I can't yeah see I don't think you like his him very much at all who was he who the the one you knew the one one who wasn't a stranger Stevie Stevie he was the first what happened to him happened nothing nothing nothing I'm sorry I I thought that no then what our first kiss
006what about it it was a good kiss well that's great but the second kiss wasn't oh well I mean it was was and so was the third kiss and the fourth kiss but I could never remember those kisses when I was in class or washing dishes or lying in bed at night I could only ever remember the first kiss and when I tried to remember the other kisses it was always the first kiss that I remembered and that made me sad they were kisses they should be remembered I want to remember them I want to remember all of them I want each and every kiss to be a first kiss you must have been that must have been a long time ago hasn't anyone ever you know what hasn't anyone ever made you remember a
007second kiss second kiss yes no there are no second kisses never why would I want a second kiss why why because the first kiss was so it was so that afterwards it didn't make sense to kiss anyone else because it's not the kiss it it's not the kiss don't you see you you write write them all down and you make your list but it's who you kiss you're supposed to remember it's who you kiss that you're supposed to think about when you're washing dishes or lying in bed or you're I just wish that if someone would just if someone could just you could kiss me if you want to that was a good kiss yeah that was a good kiss glad you liked it I like kissing me too no no I I mean it's
008it's you it's you I like train number 19 my train is here what damn it you don't need to take it there call 19 transporting you don't need to take it there there's another one in in a few hours thank you for the kiss it was a good kiss you liked it I'll always remember it number 388 but you liked it you like me it's it's me you like at least tell me where I rank it was a good [Music] kiss [Music] where and when we get back streaming documentary oh cut God am I right place is this streaming documentary absolutely absolutely I'm so glad you were able to make it come on in come on in I'm very excited about interviewing you and I'm excited to be here it took me a long time
009to find you I've heard so much about you well I hope you heard good things anyway so how does this work well you simple you sit back you relax I ask questions you answer them relax have fun enjoy this is a good it's going to be fun so tell me about that um suitcase you got there what do you got going on in here um just my files I [Music] see [Music] so until next week like I always say a good stream is always a good thing that's to R well that wasn't so bad I was nervous but you made me feel very comfortable know I always try to make my guest feel very comfortable you can kiss me if you want to I'm sorry what you can kiss me if you want to a
010smack well um I I thought you didn't give second kisses remember